some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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