If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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