Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
