Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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