The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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