East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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