Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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