I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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