talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
