lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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