i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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