I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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