He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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