His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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