Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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