Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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