You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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