he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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