Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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