i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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