Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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