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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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