Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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