plz talk dirty to me
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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