You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have fence marks all over my body
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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