I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
