ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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