Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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