that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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