He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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