She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I pour the whiskey from now on
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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