i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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