i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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