"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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