Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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