Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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