16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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