he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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