Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
