He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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