I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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