Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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