And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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