They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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