Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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