You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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