We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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