what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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