he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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