That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My ATM looks so different sober.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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