I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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