You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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