i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
