For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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