Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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