...so i touched it.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I am spending my child support on dildos
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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