; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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