Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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